What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

What are the types of values?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

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