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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:02

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

What are the types of values?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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