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In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

10.06.2025 00:40

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

I think.

After “snare”-ing you with his “pick-up”, a Drummer may “rhythmically” seek to have you “bent”. He may “brush” your “skin” and “rack” tones, using his “egg shaker” and “ball joints”, “accented” with several “licks”. The “pulsating” “blast beats” will ultimately “pound” through the “jam session”, building to a “crescendo”, with a “wing nut” as the “finale” to this “session”…and then “crash”.

Don't “fret” when a Bassist “picks” you, though, “strumming” his “passage” through the “rolling” “indications” of his tongue. He may “amplify” his intents and “pull-off” this “gig” leading to a “duet” of “wailing”. A “bridge”, when crossed, can “lead” to a “hammer”-on “session”, using “slap and pop” techniques. “A piacere”, you both may “fade” to a mere “fingering” upon one another's “G-String”.

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Check out this beast:

These are the “signature” ‘keys” to a sweaty soaked “live show”.